Annie Leibovitz

Too good to be true.

Click Here ONLY if you are Annie Leibovitz.
Kiss it all good bye.

City of Chicago

You are mother-fucking blood suckers.
Click Here ONLY if you are Mayor Daley, any of his family members, an employee of the DMV, Dept. of Revenue, or hell, ANY of you whores working for the city.
Eat shit and die.

Sammy Sosa

You are a disgrace.
Click Here ONLY if you are Sammy Sosa.
Pulse Aquí Sólo si es Sammy Sosa.
Big ego, little, shrivelled up balls.

Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

You are a filthy rat.

Click Here ONLY if you are Mahmoud Ahmadinejad or a supporter his corrupt election violence against civilians who oppose it.

May a desperate opposition youth smash your filthy rat head with a rock.

For Israel

You are a bully.
Click Here ONLY if you are Israeli or a supporter of the current Israeli offensive on Gaza!
Is that blood on your hands part of your birthright?

For Bernard Madoff

Because only a special kind of a$$hole steals from his friends, congregation and charities.

Click Here ONLY if you are Madoff!

Just kill yourself Bernie.

For Rod Blagojevich

Because you embarrassed Chicago.

Click Here ONLY if you are BLAGO!
Resign.

For O.J. Simpson

Because you are a bitch.

Click Here ONLY if you are OJ Simpson!
Here's to hoping some one makes you theirs.

For Donald Trump

Because you are a chump.

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For Marion Jones

Because you are a pathetic fraud.

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Are we really suprised?

For Oprah

Because despite not having a TV. Not reading your magazine and not giving a shit about you in general, I am still subjected to your crap advice.

Click Here ONLY if you are Oprah!
Get out of my life.
Now.