For Donald Trump

Because you are a chump.

Click Here ONLY if you are Donald Trump!

For Marion Jones

Because you are a pathetic fraud.

Click Here ONLY if you are Marion Jones!
Are we really suprised?

For Oprah

Because despite not having a TV. Not reading your magazine and not giving a shit about you in general, I am still subjected to your crap advice.

Click Here ONLY if you are Oprah!
Get out of my life.
Now.